it's all tears Monterrey

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  • girl:

    mmm baby talk dirty to me

  • me:

    i had 2 sodas my piss is brown

yummyfoooooood:

Sriracha Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

yummyfoooooood:

Sriracha Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings

(via ripeneweyes)

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coolator:

the turkey swiss on rye incident

(via barreltrolling)

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murder-myself:

the most emotional post on tumblr

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antiqueart:

Luis Ricardo Falero - The Balance of Zodiac

antiqueart:

Luis Ricardo Falero - The Balance of Zodiac

(via pinkbunney)

glitter-cunt:

this is so fucking cute and i reblog it every time sdfjsdfsd

(Source: sosuperawesome, via tealightfoxx)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via officialfrenchtoast)

verylittlebird:


this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

verylittlebird:

this is the sort of web content i am looking to see every day

(via laughbitches)